SUCK OUR DICKS, DALLAS!

With the trade deadline now behind us, take a look at the updated list of teams with the best odds to win it all 🏆

JP France, not pictured, was taking a tour of the Capitol Building. He says he’s never been there before. Ever. Certainly not on January 6th or any other day for that matter.

MLB logo jeff bagwell edition

Hey BARTENDER!!!! Give me a Yainer BOMB!!

Would probably behoove the Astros to play Chas McCormick and Yainer Diaz every day and try to hit them both higher than seventh and eighth in the batting order.

The Rangers may be hosting Creed tonight, but they’re currently a… … nickel back.

happy oiLers game!

Framber Valdez was excited that his curveball "behaved" tonight. What does that mean? "I could throw it in the zone. When the pitch is misbehaving, I can't throw it for a strike sometimes. Today, I was able to throw it wherever I wanted to. It behaved."

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Critic Fans!!!! You keep telling me you want it back. I've been trying for years! Well, now, creator Al Jean is on board!!! If you want it back, we need your help! Please like this post and spread the word! So we can show the studio, how many people want it!

⚾️If Christian Walker hits a home run tonight someone who retweets this and is following me will get a tshirt of their choice.😐

The @Astros are debuting their City Connect jerseys tonight! Do you want a chance to own one for yourself? Repost and like for a chance to win!

😇If Christian Walker hits a home run tonight someone who retweets this and is following me will get a tshirt of their choice. 🫂 Todays pick is by Suzy of Suzy who mentions "The only guy who’s even seen him [Landen Roupp] is Walker...he's due."

Air Corgi was a perfect 4/4 after Day 1 🐶 Here is the prediction for Warriors-Rockets ⬇️

If the Stros get 4 XBHs tonight a random person who retweets this and is following me will get a tshirt of their choice from my site. This “Pick the Stat” was by Bryan Hayman who says “Cease has been below average this year. I think the offense gets to him early tonight.”

If Astros pitchers get at least 5 K’s tonight a random person who retweets this & is following me will get a tshirt of their choice from my site. This “Pick the Stat” was by Cindy Rittinghouse who says “I want to make RamShirts give away a shirt so bad!” J/k she didn’t say that.