You're trying to tell me something important but I'm on a spinning chair

Remote workers crawling to their laptop at 8:59 AM

me at 6:25am changing my alarm from 6:30 to 6:35am

you relax for 15 minutes after work and next thing you know it’s 10pm😭

“I aint see you since high school” Just put my fries in the bag nigga

Cotton clothing should not be THIS difficult to find.

unfortunately, diet, exercise and waking up earlier DOES dramatically improve the quality of your life

Me at the self checkout camera

My hand after I take a mean nap laying on my arm.

When I was a child, I thought that if my salary is $4K a month, I’d have $12K in three months

"My intention is to grow with the company" Me as soon as recieves a job offer with higher pay:

when you deliberately didn't buy snacks to avoid snacking at night, but now it's night & there's no snacks

when you finally do your laundry and all your top-tiers clothes are back

I fucking DESPISE annual corporate self-review and goal setting. My goal is to get a paycheck every couple weeks

all those galaxies with trillions of planets inside and you ended up on the one with a 40 hour work week

I'll go a whole week without spending $40 just to spend $1500 randomly in one day.

one of my biggest faults is that when i ask someone their name I forget to listen to what their name is

When you take a nap so good you thought you missed the school bus but its Sunday and you're 41

Every day the blanket comes off its a new pose 😂

People who unpack and put their clothes in the drawers at hotels scare me.