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G.S. Denning

@gs_denning

Author of Warlock Holmes, scifi dark comedy mashup. Comedian. Speaker. Geek. Has The Best Kids and The Best Wife @warlockmomma
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One reviewer called me out for bestiality on that one, but let me off the hook because it was--and I quote--"light, tasteful bestiality". Glad to know this world still has standards.

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#graphicaudio did the radioplay version of that book. The day Scott casually said he was working on a sound-effect of Grogsson stepping on that dog... well... Every time the phone rang, I was sure it was going to be the ASPCA hitman.

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Ooooooh. I'd sign off on that. Want to hear my really weird piece of dreamcasting? For Mrs. Hudson... Kelly LeBrock. We'd have to age her up a bit, but I think she'd be worth it. People remember her for her looks, but she's funny as hell.

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Thanks Natalie! Let me tell you: I was pretty shocked humanity had left that pun sitting around, unused, for over a hundred years. Shame on us, really.

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Just gonna say: the first time I got Warlock Holmes workshopped was in an undergrad class at #UNLV . Was it nerve-racking? Yes. But now there's 5 of them you can buy at any bookstore in the land. Go get 'em Nicole!

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Sorry for spamming everybody with RayBan ads. I was hacked. Now it is fixed and I will go back to spamming you all with Warlock Holmes ads. Hey, you know who would look right sexy in a fresh pair of RayBans? Hot Doc John Watson! Rowl-rowl!

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Oh, I didn't. What I did have was an editor who was basically Mean Mary Poppins to rap my knuckles when I stepped out of line. (But Monty Python, Red Dwarf, Black Adder, Terry Pratchet and Douglas Adams got me most of the way.)

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Ha! You caught me. I'm just an OG Wolverine fan, sneakin' him into my stories wherever I can. I even got my illustrator on board.

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Oh, it's coming... um... boy. Though it's possible we'll see some weirdness like SPACE HORSE FORCE first. You know: for kids. And the childish.

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Disgusting! Next time please photoshop in a little red nose and six oversized shoes on that unfortunate insect and label it Monty Spider's Fly Circus. That'll fix everything. Even Covid.