Literally shaking in anticipation to drop this show I’m helping throw with the homies. Like fuuuuuuuq

Why is it always HISpanic not HERspanic

How’s stuff like this allowed on Spotify but my homies can’t post their riddim remixes. Be better Spotify

Every lunch meeting or on the clock phone call I take pertaining to the music industry just makes me want to quit my job more and more. Just not there yet 🤷‍♂️

My collective can out drink your collective

Pro tip: don’t tell your gf she smells like a beef chalupa supreme even if you mean it as a compliment

Patrick Mahomes looks like how Kansas City BBQ tastes like

Suckin on her toes at the country club call that FootJoy

I’m absolutely zooted off the Penjamin Gibbard rn, watching ancient aliens, eating fine honey smoked turkey on lunch break. Happy Monday

I’m like my paycheck…bi-weekly

Inferno this, Inferno that. How bout y’all infer-on how you get-no bitches

Shout out one of the best photographers I know

6.26.25

I’m 100% convinced Roger Goodell created the Bronco’s horse girl fandom to distract from all the shitty calls from the refs this year

Daily Loud Conservatives when a non-conservative utilizes the 2nd amendment

They cant fund ice without your tax dollars js 🤷‍♂️

Yeah I'm EMO who fucking cares