The only secret to a good cheezburger is don’t overwork the meat. It’s real simple. Salt, pepper, maybe a no sugar sauce after the last flip, done. You should taste the meat. Get as complicated as you want with fancy bread or aiolis after you let it rest.

Call your mom!

Varmints don’t care about your politics. Set the traps, lay the bait. Welcome to homeownership in the south.

10 police cars and 4 tow trucks just blazed through the gate of the elementary school by my house. The car they were pursuing just blasted through the locked gate. I didn’t need sleep tonight anyways.

I clenched my jaw so hard in my sleep, I shattered a tooth, WOOO!

A meatball sub with fresh mozz and sautéed mushrooms slaps. I’m not sure i’ll ever use any cheese other than fresh mozz again.

You can pretend to be informed on events not happening in your: state, county, or city, or you can get BOGO Arby’s beef and cheddars. I don’t make the rules.

Get you a curvy girl that knows how to cook.

I woke up early and made bacon for a BLT on brioche. I had these beautiful slices of tomato from the garden, made mayo from eggs a neighbor gave from their laying hens, bib lettuce, bread toasted. My daughter came downstairs and stole my damn bacon like a damn highwayman!

This Fathers day, let a tiddy flop out for no reason.

Got some good lox, breffist gonna be lit with the fam’s tomatoes, and cucumbers.

Security basics are lacking in crypto. It’s okay though, getting scammed like memaw for social security money is okay.

Still accumulating, less time available since i’m helping a bar and restaurant open. Take care of your peeps, be passionate.

Training someone in one of the skills you monetize is very humbling but also very validating. You learn how much you take for granted but how much you know.

Cook something, and all your passwords are compromised.

If you are in ‘the hood’ maybe don’t put your pistol down the back of your pants above your shirt. Invest in a decent holster so it ain’t obvious.

Maybe only service industry folks can relate. I go in ready to make a denver omelette but end up drinking a monster and smoking a cigarette then banging out 50 plates while guzzling iced tea.

The more things change the more they stay the same…