"You didn't say pweas"

what the fuck. what the fuck are you. no. get out of my house im not doing this.

A friend found out I was gaming offline to avoid his party invite

Jerky, grape soda, muffins, pizza - the Epstein diet

2016 Danny Brown: Put WD40 On That Bitch Pussy Cause That Shit Squeakin / Eatin Adderall So My Teeth Keep Reekin 2026 Danny Brown: I find myself engaging with lifelong goals as a hollow ritual devoid of fulfillment or meaning, let alone pleasure *Machine Girl sample*

“I hate this job” Gets paid:

Water damaged Adderall from under my desk got me cleaning the house with my tongue out like Venom

Lord, grant me the strength to persevere.

A Canadian man who had two rats as pets learned that letting them drive a miniature car reduced their levels of stress, so he gave them an electric miniature car and taught them to drive. [📹 emperorsofmischief]

this how epstein moving in tel aviv rn

I remember telling my wife (then girlfriend)"we should check this filthy frank guy out". We binged the whole channel in a couple of days.

"The waped"

At peace with the fact that Kurt Cobain killed himself.

Michigan!

You left out cannibalism, can't forget the cannibalism.

*Italy

Switzerland fucking rippppps at this shit