Compooter, tell these Canabeans to fwigg off!

Sad Chris won’t be in the Cognizant this weekend. Glad I can watch him on #TGL!

Got that little taste of sun and warm weather last week and now I’m itching for it! Not sure how you Yankees do it

HUGE shoutout to the girl I love-tapped otw home and responded with “happens to the best of us” and we went on our way (absolutely zero damage on either end + she kinda cut me off to get in the turning lane)

I’m about to assault some Zaxbys

Gonna blast life is a highway at 7:30 am to annoy my roommates because they just stayed up til 6 am being loud as fuck

I was just a year early

Holy fuck I need a beer

Impressively retarded work by the roommate

Just burnt the fuck outta my mouth on a frozen za

I hate Justin Thomas

I hate most of the streamers who just film themselves walking around public, but the clips of this Gymskin guy are hilarious

Someone needs to give the weather a Xanax