Excellent.

The rest of you suck.

How many PhDs does this describe?

Qüïckly. Püt thë böök ïn qüäräntïnë bëförë ït's töö lätë.

The professor moral panic over ChatGPT will subside when they all start using to write letters of rec.

Gotta be bad when even Reviewer 2 can't be bothered to read your paper.

Inhale some helium before reading #Reviewer2's comments out loud.

And Associate Deans is standing on a ladder, testing out her new camera, purchased with the repurposed coffee fund.

If you think that rattling off quotes from Greek philosophers is the right way to do a land acknowledgement, then maybe you're not the right person to do it.

My whole life in an infographic

Royalty cheques.

Uh oh.

Do tell... x.com/CSProfKGD/stat…

One of the VPs screwed up so now we need everyone in the college to take a new online training module.

It's Monday morning. How's that review coming along?

From Retraction Watch to ResignationWatch. x.com/aaronsibarium/…

More cowbell.

Hey, Reviewer 2! Wake up. x.com/gcabanac/statu…

I'm far less cruel than this professor as I let my students wipe their eyes on the exam paper