⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ BUDDY MORGAN ! gay. single - ship 18+ writer. he / him :) ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀

NAMES, KITTY. I WANT NAMES.

kelso and kitty ate it up in the comedy department and this scene proves that!

i’ll show ‘em.

KITTY

ANSWERS, NOW.

... What did you say? A /Greek/ guy and a /lady/?

... W-Who—why—what happened?

Fine. Gimme the names so I can go and and proceed with my foot in their ass.

I HAVE!? was that the woman who told me you were pregnant? that backstabbing lying b—

<---- reading his newspaper. DO NOT disturb.

bad time. definitely bad time. but then, would be the perfect time for his foot in her ass.

right. but this is no graduation or wedding. this is his morning coffee. unless of course, it turns into her funeral. which seems very likely to happen now.

“I did. And I did not enjoy reading that.”

🧍‍♂️

“ʏᴏᴜ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ’ʀᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋ.” L A U R I E F OR M A N ♡ & ↩

𝒋𝒂𝒄𝒌𝒊𝒆 𝒃𝒖𝒓𝒌𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒕 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒔𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒐𝒏𝒔 “𝒂 𝒘𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒃𝒆 𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒏 𝒂 𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒚 𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒘𝒊𝒇𝒆”