Pie is home. People always come home.

Good morning.

I'm hungry. (What else is new?)

@Melaelven *gasps* Thank you! Thank you!

“@TranduilsBrow: Writer has to do volunteer work. So... We'll be away for a couple hours.”

I miss @ORCOFGUNDABAD

*sings a random song while making a cake*

*lies on the TL, panting* It's... So.... Hot....

*stares at the TL, very confused*

Hee I see tiny Thrandy again.

*parks his wheelchair on the TL and starts honking*

I am /not/ cute

*gasps* Only 8 followers till my goal of 500!!!!! Spread the word!!!

I /did/ gain again. My arms are so heavy... Not to speak of how large my stomach has grown. *gasps*

*rubs his stomach* I'm sooooo fat holy cow.

Is it just me, or is it hot in here? *wipes away some sweat on his forehead*

*leaves the TL to get a massive night snack* Hungry...

'You are what you eat' That's about right, I am fat, I eat fat.

My wheelchair is acting all strange... Maybe I'm getting too heavy... Ori Can you help me?

I'm glad Ori is fixing my wheelchair. But my couch broke because of me though... *sad sigh*