Matt Norris (@grumpy_dad_of_3) 's Twitter Profile
Matt Norris

@grumpy_dad_of_3

Husband, Father, CAD genius, football player manager to name but a few!

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calendar_today29-05-2010 18:52:29

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Sahil Bloom (@sahilbloom) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I recently came across data on who we spend our time with over the course of our lives. The insights are simultaneously inspiring and depressing. Here are 6 graphs everyone needs to see:

Sahil Bloom (@sahilbloom) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Today is my 32nd birthday. Over the last month, I asked several 90-year-olds what advice they would give to their 32-year-old selves. Here's the life advice everyone needs to hear:

ESPN UK (@espnuk) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Man United have now had 10 consecutive domestic cup home draws in a row. The probability of that happening is 1 in 1,024 🤓

Man United have now had 10 consecutive domestic cup home draws in a row.

The probability of that happening is 1 in 1,024 🤓
Tour de France™ (@letour) 's Twitter Profile Photo

There isn't one quote we could pick out of this interview to do it justice. If there is one interview you watch today, make it this one with Matej Mohoric. On n'a pas su choisir une seule citation qui rendrait hommage à l'interview. Du coup si vous devez écoutez un seul interview

OptaJoe (@optajoe) 's Twitter Profile Photo

2.87 - Liverpool’s xG total v Crystal Palace was 2.87 – their most on record (since 2010-11) in a Premier League match in which they did not score. Indeed, it was the most xG without scoring by any side in the competition since Brighton v Norwich in April 2022 (2.87). Wasteful.

2.87 - Liverpool’s xG total v Crystal Palace was 2.87 – their most on record (since 2010-11) in a Premier League match in which they did not score. Indeed, it was the most xG without scoring by any side in the competition since Brighton v Norwich in April 2022 (2.87). Wasteful.
Scotland’s Coefficient (@scotlandscoeff1) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This is wild. 🧨 Troyes🇫🇷 players throwing flares back into the fans in the stands as the match is abandoned 🙈 📉 Troyes fans protesting as they face back-to-back relegations to the third tier of French football 🌚 A reminder that Troyes are one of 13 clubs within the

James Nalton (@jdnalton) 's Twitter Profile Photo

City Football Group owned Troyes face successive relegations, to France's 3rd tier. Fans throw flares and shout "Merci City" as game v Valenciennes is abandoned. Record signing Savio on loan at CFG Girona joins Man City next having never played for Troyes.

The92Bible (@the92bible) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The Premier League if it was made up of the top 20 all-time English football major trophy winners 1871 to 2024 🏆 Classic 😎

The Premier League if it was made up of the top 20 all-time English football major trophy winners 1871 to 2024 🏆

Classic 😎
Biggies Malls 2.0 (@biggies_maiis) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I don’t think we should get carried away. We’ve only played 6 of the top 8 in the Premier League, the reigning Bundesliga champions who had only lost twice in 70 games and a Milan side that just spanked Real Madrid at the Bernabeu. So we haven’t really played anyone yet.

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Exposing Pep Guardiola’s Manchester City 2021/22 title. The most blatant corruption in football history 🤑💰💰 A Thread 🧵

Exposing Pep Guardiola’s Manchester City 2021/22 title.

The most blatant corruption in football history 🤑💰💰

A Thread 🧵
Biggies Malls 2.0 (@biggies_maiis) 's Twitter Profile Photo

92, 97 & 99 points in 4 seasons with only one league title to show for it. 11mm away from an invincible PL plus CL double season. Missed out on a quadruple due to an Aston Villa implosion and a Courtois generational performance. And this weeble wants to talk about luck?! LOL.

Tandy (@lfc_tandy) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Benzema 21/22 - 15 pens Messi 20/21 - 12 pens Mo Salah this season - 10 pens It's only a problem when Salah scores penalties?

Benzema 21/22 - 15 pens 

Messi 20/21 - 12 pens

Mo Salah this season - 10 pens

It's only a problem when Salah scores penalties?
OptaJoe (@optajoe) 's Twitter Profile Photo

5 - Liverpool have lost five games thanks to 90th minute goals in the Premier League this season, the most of any side in a single campaign in the competition's history. Trauma. #WOLLIV

5 - Liverpool have lost five games thanks to 90th minute goals in the Premier League this season, the most of any side in a single campaign in the competition's history. Trauma. #WOLLIV