At what point should I worry that my ears (particularly the left) are still ringing even though I wear ear plugs to gigs? 🥴

THIS IS OUR ALBUM COVER

How do you do, fellow pop-punk kids? 👴🤘

Why do bands/venues insist on using the disgusting blue light? It makes everything fuzzy/blurry. PLEASE STAHHHHP IT HURTS MY EYEBALLS

Just when you thought you’d gotten over feeling like shit (thanks Covid) you don’t sleep well cus your throat was suuuper dry and sore and now all you wanna do it have a biiiiiig stretch but you also can’t get warm. I sense body aches on the horizon for tomorrow…

Shout out to Amazon.co.uk Amazon for leaving a limited edition blink-182 vinyl out in the rain, on the floor of my garden all day. Didn’t use our Ring doorbell and decided to just leave it. Good one 🤌🏻👍🏻 top notch, thanks. 😒😡

Something pretty amusing about doing my grown up serious job listening to songs like Bad Touch by Bloodhound Gang 🥴

I didn’t think it was possible to be so pissed off to get a migraine but here we are #catchacopper

On day 2 of a tattoo does anyone else convince themselves they have sepsis because it’s so sore & hot then rationalise with yourself that you’ve paid someone a good chunk of cash to stab you with inky needles billions of times and you have a huge pissed off chunk of skin

Why do bugs insist on chowing down on the knobbly part of my ankle? It’s not even a juicy bit of skin, what a waste of an opportunity.

Public service announcement 🚨 you don’t need to @ someone in a Teams message when you’re messaging them directly.

It takes 3.2 seconds to RT and help find jay Slater he is on holiday in Tenerife and has gone missing please call 116 000 with any information

Already sick to death of hearing about Oasis

Me trying to make a cup of tea this morning while refreshing ticketmaster #Oasis25

Even more fed up of all this shite trying to get tickets for my husband. The entire ticket purchasing process is beyond laughable.

Can we petition to get rid of the shitty blue lighting they use at gigs?

Oi why is it so windy?! Pack it in.