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Gruentzig's Ghost

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Lover of angioplasty. Pomegranates are just OK. Kombucha is gross. Associate professor of nowhere. Trials are my jam. Can you believe narwhals?

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3 years ago

IT'S LIKE BYPASS SURGERY BUT INSTEAD OF CRACKING YOUR CHEST OPEN AND PUTTING YOU ON A HEART-LUNG MACHINE AND THEN KEEPING YOU IN THE HOSPITAL FOR A WEEK THEY MAKE A TINY HOLE IN YOUR WRIST AND PUT SOME STENTS IN AND YOU GET TO GO HOME IN THE AFTERNOON AND FEEL GREAT THE NEXT DAY

IT'S LIKE BYPASS SURGERY BUT INSTEAD OF CRACKING YOUR CHEST OPEN AND PUTTING YOU ON A HEART-LUNG MACHINE AND THEN KEEPING YOU IN THE HOSPITAL FOR A WEEK THEY MAKE A TINY HOLE IN YOUR WRIST AND PUT SOME STENTS IN AND YOU GET TO GO HOME IN THE AFTERNOON AND FEEL GREAT THE NEXT DAY