It’s gonna be a really funny couple days on here

Maybe the wrong Anderson has become the official Pynchon adapter…

Every cigarette has a 1 in 50 chance of being a mythic cig that makes a cool sizzling noise every time you take a drag

I’m sick of working in restaurants I wanna be a househusband

Blacking out and attacking people on the street to Archie, Marry Me

Ketamine is Reddit now Elon ruined it for everyone

I view fans of red scare as lesser people

My ex just started working at the bar all my friends hangout at lol

Would you guys still love me if I started a podcast

Woah cool guy alert

Everyone needs to watch Twin Peaks and Neon Genesis Evangelion all the way through at least once in their lives

coke is like narcan for when you overdose on beers

Some of the accidental Bronson tweets don’t feel that accidental

Blue eyes white Maoist

Sometimes talking to a girl who is a little bit too good at social media sleuthing feels like you are in a Nardwuar interview

AI is probably the only thing that could ruin an Erykah Badu Alchemist collab for me