In the day I am dreaming / In the night I am cold / While the stars are up there singing / All the dogs are growing old

Now the sun will rise in the east / But I'm barking at the moon

I may not have nine lives, but this one feels brand new

Sometimes I have to wonder about the dog in me

Well maybe I barked up the wrong tree / That was then now I'm back won't you see me

Saint Bernard sits at the top of the driveway You always said how you loved dogs

I change shapes just to hide in this place / But I'm still, I'm still an animal

Every other day I'm wondering / "What's a human being gotta be like?"

They sink their teeth in you / See them tear you in two

I look cute at the end of your leash / your adorable beast

Unfortunately I am / my own dog, my own fur companion

It was mine before you'd hound me / And bound me, then ground me, and pound me / Like a stray dog with no way home / Oh, just like a dirty stray dog with no way home

Life on all fours when you're out there walking the streets / May compete nothin' but the dog in ya

I want to wear the path that's true /And I want to wear the path with you

Saint Bernard sits at the top of the driveway You always said how you loved dogs

It was mine before you'd hound me / And bound me, then ground me, and pound me / Like a stray dog with no way home / Oh, just like a dirty stray dog with no way home

I don't know if I count, but I'm trying my best When I'm howling and barking these songs

I look cute at the end of your leash / your adorable beast

She said, "what's with this dog motif?" / I said,​ "do you have something against dogs?"

Everyone loves a fucking underdog! But I'm a fucking ACTUAL dog!