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food is so fucking good dawg I'm sorry if this pisses people off but food kicks ass

it's uh, all part of the plan

we're almost to the lenten season, when all the most annoying people on this website suddenly disappear for 40 days

"Bondi ordered her staff not to tell the White House in the hopes it would be a good surprise." this is such a blonde florida bitch move low key

Getting engaged at my sons graduation. Everybody agrees I was the star, not him

You can literally just hang out with yourself

So it’s jd vance but his face is way fatter than usual

so wait is this not the state of the union

JD saw us making baby pics of him and immediately had the senate pass the Take It Down Act to remove deep fakes from the web

Bro is depressed or something

I thought we were about to see history repeat itself when they had to get physical with the cane guy

Sorry your dad got shot and killed but God chose to save me. Guess my life is more important

BREAKING: Trump promises to deport all Chads so "our beautiful Stacies" will finally "notice our wonderful Anons"

Congress looks fun, I would work there

I think most government jobs would be boring af but congress would be sick. You can bring a cane and yell at the President! Or yell at the cane guy and maybe he'll swing at you!!! Way more fun than my job

Taken (2008)

Now Jim, a meme just came across my desk that has everyone here very excited. It's called Baby JD Vance. I don't know how they're doing it, but they're making the VP into a baby, and it's blowing away the entire market. Jim this might be your chance to be part of something big

I can never complain about anything meta on here because immediately everyone starts doing it to me

crazy that dems didn't clap for the secret service kid