Obama wasn't in the Oval Office on 9/11. Slacker. Jordan Klepper

The race of life.

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This is quite possibly the most romantic thing I’ve ever seen. I hope they get married and sweetly retell this story at every gathering they have while looking into each other’s eyes and finishing each other’s sentences. I love football

losing your griddy duel in front of the council of middle school girls is the ultimate humiliation

Airbnb needs to die lol

Anti fair play. Muy mala leche y deportivismo

Ojalá Croacia los ponga en su lugar… Pinches monos inmamables 🖕🏼

My pronouns are Prosecute/Fauci

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The MLB is fucking disgusting with the new rules. #oldschoolbaseball

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D’Angelo was one of a kind. As a pioneer in neo-soul, he inspired a generation of singers, and helped shape music today. Michelle and I are thinking of his family, and all those who loved and admired him. nytimes.com/2025/10/14/art…