"Ah, don't we all, dear?"

"Hm? And who said I'd do something so vulgar? That doesn't sound like me at all, dear."

"Ah, so man cannot make a joke anymore? Has that been outlawed by Murkoff as well?"

"I'm not sure who you are, dear, but I'm not one to lie. Men may have found appendeges in /someone's/ house, but it most certainly was not mine."

"No, of course not. It's simply not for me."

"A man makes /one/ joke about having a throne made of men's.... vulgar bits, and suddenly everyone thinks you like men. Hmph."

"Oh? How so?"

"My occupation? A seamster? I'm afraid I'm not putting it together. Do elaborate, dear."

"I certainly do. But I'm not exactly comfortable naming said parts. I do the same with women."

"Ah. There's been more than one Eddie for quite a few years now. It's something one gets used to after a bit. Not to say that I particularly like any of my own counterparts."

"Self aware how? As in, we know of each other?"

"You're making quite a few assumptions about aan you've never met before. I date women, dear. Though, I can't say that you'd be on my list with that attitude."

((brb I'm gonna go find out which account I should switch to make an Amy--))

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((Okay.... NOW 👀))

I literally hate that bitch.

"I see it's been as lively as ever around here."

Imagine, if you will, the perfect woman. Because that's the only place you'll ever see her. Is in your thoughts.