ShitpostGateway Ah yes, an FMA classic.. let me explain: A mad scientist ends up binding the souls of his family dog and his daughter into one being. The result is an abomination (chimera) that looks like both of them and talks like his daughter. The person joke is that he did this exact thing.

Ekko + Jinx > all the rest ⏳💣 #TimeBomb

Notre Dame is finally restored!

Honestly IShowSpeed deserves it. Has impressive dedication and the Streamer of the Year title is no shock!

Good morning ya’ll. Have a blessed day 🙏 It’s not in your hands. Everything is done through Jesus. Your burdens, your hopes, your faith and the glory - give it all to him.

Monday Motivation: Whatever you put off last week.. Don’t let this week be a repeat. This time is different - progress over procrastination. It’s time to get better and get ahead!

Whatever happened to being interested in other people? People only want to talk about themselves nowadays.

Grok knows Tuesdays are for tacos 🌮 x.com/i/grok/share/2…

Why do people do this? Why can’t they let people appreciate Christmas?

How I’m going to light the last advent candle for Christmas this year

Me: Christmas is about the birth of Jesus. Them: No way. Me: Yahweh.

Merry Christmas everyone! Jesus loves you.

You wouldn’t stumble upon a car and think it came to be by chance. You would think there was a designer - an engineer. Now consider the human eye… Just saying.

The worst things can end up being the best things that ever happened to you. Give it time and keep your head up. God is working.

Looking like a South Pole elf 🤣