hayes sold + china banned bitcoin for the 17th time what more could you ask for?

i want everyone 2 make hella dough so i’m rooting for the biggest jew in gripto to perform a beautiful revenge airdrop with 20% of the supply and perhaps the same exact day old orange man announces stimmy

the crazy part is we have all of the infra (that we didn’t have in previous times) to send crypto into an incredible mania just need a catalyst

Dead giveaway that someone's life is actually good is how frictionlessly they're able to adapt to everyday things not going according to plan Show up to a spot and it's closed or a restaurant and the wait is long. Hit unexpected traffic, get a day mixed up, anything that should

my favorite new token by far is neet it really does cater to current culture within and without the confines of this industry. the essays that people wrote about house should have really been written about neet made a few mistakes recently and as a result i don't have as

don't get why people have such a hard time seeing bitcoin at 1 million dollars it's going to happen, you just don't know if it's in 2 or 3 or 4 years

summer time in south florida i feel like george floyd

imagine you finally sell and then total2 rips to 10 trillion over the next 2 months

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 SEC declares crypto liquid staking activities are not considered securities.

troll chart insane believers win again g's in the chat

yesterday someone asked me to take over a (large) service commitment. already hav a service commitment, so my first instinct was "lmao, fuck that" especially this one because it's a complicated service commitment, but instead i blurted out "sure" in early recovery, i got into

you should be rooting for any coin to go insanely viral and pull a shib type move even if you don’t hold it we’re really one small catalyst away from roping retail back into crypto markets

if you love me, stop using "type shit" in your daily vocab

boogle detected

stuff is starting to make sense now when you realize market participants worship a schizophrenic criminal who takes their money once every 5 months and then laughs at them for being retarded enough to do it again woke up today to bob lax highlight reel edits

the opposite sex walks by you and smiles if that happens a good amount it usually means you look good

dude stole my ct personality you can’t just do that alfie solomons is too niche to copy, choose someone else forreal there are plenty of niche tv personas for once in your life, try to be unique i’m about to crash out

20x from here and i start talking like ghandi again imagine the smell?

i did go to the beach today tho stuffed my beach umbrella into the sand, unfolded my matching beach chair, walked into the water and laid on my back staring at the sky for 5 min, walked back to my chair and sat down, read my book for 3 hours while ripping waters not terrible

when i was in college i was working a security job at a bar on the avenue. this place was popping at all times my job was refilling beer taps, watching everyone , stopping fights before they happened and if people already got into a fight i had to carry the people out (physically