POV: Taking off your VR headset and AirPods because the flight attendant asked you if you want a drink

I’m a real Charlie Gordon with the semicolon

I first saw No Country for Old Men on an Air Emirates flight, and did not realize it was heavily censored. I was intrigued by the implied violence and offscreen plot resolution.

🩸❄️ Get ready to rejoin Cpt. J. F. Blake at Outpost 31 because The Thing is BACK with… The Thing: Remastered! ❄️🩸

It's true. 2002 video game The Thing is coming back to life with The Thing: Remastered later this year on Windows PC via Steam, PlayStation 4|5, Xbox One & Series X|S, and Nintendo Switch!

“It’s not embarrassing, no one will remember it in 5 minutes.” Not true, I’ll remember when you tripped and tried to play it off as breaking into a light jog for the rest of my life

Remembering my college ethics class where I started a point with, “You know how everyone would rather let a stranger die than their dog die?”, and discovered that this was a Not Common value.

A montage of the shittiest posts on this site to the tune of X Gon’ Give It To Ya

Tbf humanity was never meant to add elliptic curves, that’s what numbers are for!

Offline features like battery level

People who throw in a “we the people” when discussing politics are universally stupid, no exceptions afaict

4o writing Sam’s tweets now

“Battle tested” has become a negative shibboleth in the last few years.

First test, codex attempts to fix an off-by-one error that was not actually an off-by-one error by introducing an off-by-one error.

iOS 26 alarm sliders wigging out

Everything that’s wrong w me, I just say Marilyn Monroe did it too. Me & the cool girls don’t shower or go to the dentist. Too fancy for that

Big mistake inventing dogs so early. Hubris from an early fluke of a win explains everything that’s happened since

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Billionaires with unique taste, plz recommend your books instead