When your two hour lab gets cancelled>>>

Now she's got me twisting like an old beach roller coaster.

@CassiePralle I'm gonna remember all this

@CassiePralle you win this one

The weather is perfect out right now!!

"I don't want to get a DUI on the way to class!!" #wordstoliveby

Manhattan is crazy!!!! #gocats

Why are you trying so hard to fit in when you were born to stand out?

Teacher : What's the price of a bald eagle?? Student : FREEDOM!!! Teacher : That's a good one. Haha

"ya boy pablo sanchez: first i hit home-run, then i fuck ur bitch" @tbrinegar6 sounds like coach Kent Murphy hahaha

"Best Movie Line: "DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?" -Samuel L. Jackson 'Pulp Fiction' 1994" anthony bruna

Is my best friend @MeghanARoberts still alive???

I can tell by my hangover the wedding was a success!

Last night was awesome!!

If you don’t like Fall you probably hate football, kick puppies, drink unsweet tea, wear crocs, don’t like fishin' and voted for Obama...

The class average on this exam was a 27%. How does that happen?

A dip is like a girl. When you don't have one, you want one. When you have one, you want a new one. In the end, they're gunna kill us all.

Heaven gained a great man tonight, one of the best I've ever known. R.I.P Uncle Abe.

"Flirting tip: hold the door open for your crush, rip the door of its hinges, swing it at other males. Assert dominance." Macho Man Steny Savage

Every day, be thankful for the nights that turned into mornings, friends that turned into family, & dreams that turned into reality.