I dunno?

LEXI 👏👏 LEXI 👏👏 LEXI 👏👏

My Valentine 💝 🥵

I like to steal her phone and take unnecessary selfie with her camera. If I can do it without her knowing, then a the better.

OH MY GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW BEAUTIFUL SHE IS! LOOK AT HER!

Lunch with Lexi 🥰

I'm doing this correctly... right Sentient Citrus Fruit? 👀😄

Target acquired. Let’s go to work!

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Got in a picture booth while Sentient Citrus Fruit was getting her nails done. This is how interesting I am 🤣

tatiana If you wish😋

She thinks my girlfriend Sentient Citrus Fruit is ugly. Lulz... this crone has got a real beat on it.

Who sent me a DM? It says I have one new one... and when I open all of them, they are not new messages. Or is the bird just fucking with me?

SHE BROUGHT A LEMON TO A KNIFE FIGHT AND WON THE KNIFE FIGHT

This app is giving me moments of functionality. I dare not get cocky or I'll end up unable to get dms and my notifications will say I have nothing there again.

Kind of 😂

Guess what im doing today?

So Sentient Citrus Fruit and I watched that new War of the Worlds movie... Not because we wanted to, but because we saw how bad it was and needed a laugh. It dawned on me that the whole movie could have been redeemed if the main character played by Mr. Cube would have woke up at his