"I swear if I see Pam topless one more time I think I'm going to vomit."

"Seriously, I've seen less fat on Miss Piggy."

"Sit down kids, it's story time." She took a small sip from her glass. "Tonight I'm going to tell you all about Sterling's first fight. -

"Krieger's by far the creepiest man I've ever met. He's also a gigantic weeb. I bet his parents are turning in their grave."

"And if his parents aren't dead already then I'm sure the thought of him marrying a hologram'll put them there faster than Cheryl can -

"I don't get what Sterling sees in that Raven girl. He sees a hot piece of ass, I see Thanksgiving's dinner."

"... Cheryl? Remind me. Why did I hire you again?"

"Eh, probably wouldn't even be enough to serve one plate anyway."

"Touché.."

"Krieger! Get your damn fake wife under control!"

She slowly takes and pockets the money. "Have a wonderful day Ms. Tunt."

"I'm starting to like Pam now that she started doing cocaine. Doesn't resemble Miss Piggy anymore."

"Alright Sterling. And good job. Maybe you're not such a disappointment after all."