seeing everyone’s little guys pop in and out of the snapchat group chat is such a joy

rip kronos you would’ve loved eat your young by hozier

disney please, just turn on the yeti once in a while

The most persuasive theory I’ve read regarding Kate Middleton’s disappearance:

im like the opposite of machine learning. human forgetting

Yes I read theory

your honor what my client really needs is a femininomenon

#TheRingsOfPower

Not my circus but the monkey looks familiar.

hey we should make beatboxes illegal right??? nothing that easy to drink should have 11% alcohol right?

the girls when i text the group chat “who wants brunch?”

SDCC Day 1: Beginning of the day vs the end 😂

good luck, babe! #ChappellRoan

no i’m fine. I’m just trying to ignore that chappell roan was touring in almost every place i went to in ireland but just a week after i was there

first day of fall 🍂