Awww. She used to have such a lovely sense of humour.

The thing about “Dear Deirdre” is that they hide / change the names so it’s impossible to identify the people involved.

The Coral website has a belting way of describing supporters of the leader of Reform.

And just before I say goodnight - See if you can guess THIS Catchphrase:

Bloody hell. The BBC Four big entertainment show Saturday nights didn’t last long :-(

When you’re removing a pint-sized mug of coffee from the microwave - And because you’re a fat fingered fuckwit, the contents of said mug end up all over the sodding place. How’s YOUR day going?

Great. So now, not only is AI decimating the voiceover industry, threatening to wipe out my remaining work in any form of media - But now it appears that Kelly Brook will be having it off with C3PO in preference to me.

FUCK OFF x 6.

None of the information posted or repeated on this account is known by its author to be false, nor intended to stir racial or any hatred of, nor cause psychological or physical harm to, any person or group of people (howsoever identified). Dan Wootton’s a c*nt.

I scored 1 point. Okay. 1 and a half. A full point for (7) - Half a point for (6).

Why doesn’t ITV just strap a camera to him and live stream his entire life 24/7? tellymix.co.uk/stephen-mulher…

This one wasn’t quite so patient with my silliness.

My life in a finger.

One can dream.

This is just ASTONISHING. This is the SOCIAL MEDIA POST OF THE DAY. I have bought a bag of toffee Poppets (©️) And LOOK! Just LOOK! A POPPET FAMILY! In the 2nd photo, a pound coin is included for scale. What a remarkable find. What a remarkable day. Go me.

August 24th. Sainsbury’s, Scarborough.

My favourite cartoon of all time, from the wonderful, late, great Tony Husband:

No Union Flag in the background. She doesn’t even know how to follow the grifters’ handbook.

Not everyone’s cup of tea. I get that. But my God, this, for me, was “I Have To Pause It Until I Stop Laughing” funny, making each episode 2 hrs and 23 mins long. Here’s every edition of Harry Hill’s Alien Fun Capsule. You’re welcome. youtube.com/playlist?list=…

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