Good kid, m.a.a.d city came out 5.5 years ago. Anyone else feeling old?

Imagine calling yourself an influencer in casual conversation

guys a bartender in virginia beach just asked dave grohl if he was in my band i am, as they say, “deceased”.

fanlink.to/swat The Positive Agenda EP is here! Come celebrate with us tonight at Mississippi Studios w/ Jarrod Lawson and @amentaabioto

TOMORROW

I’m available... just sayin’

It's long past time for anyone making excuses for Trump to wake up. The racism, misogyny, & theft from treasury for the benefit of himself & his cronies is beyond evil. Don't want a Democrat as President? Fine. U still must insist Rs nominate someone else or u are complicit.

some girls are hotter than a billy goat in a pepper patch

"The Whistleblower's Complaint" sounds like a Decemberists song

this is absolutely the worst solo i have ever heard by any instrument

I hope I don’t die the week before NAMM, memorialized in toasts and long solos at the Anaheim Courtyard Suites

Doing my part to help the Olympics not get cancelled so here's my contribution.

Spending my Easter dipping wild bunnies into different colors of magma. You?

I would like to announce that when I gave wrong answers on Jeopardy, I was being sarcastic.

Welp, this made my morning.

Okay, buying a sheet of stamps to help was easy. Not sure I can swing a new set of radials. Damn you, Donald!

How many is considered gold?

Apparently you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff. #dadjokes #JokeOfTheDay