I know this one! Is it: a) the sudden unforeseen interaction of anti-neutrinos and tau leptons will trigger the spontaneous heat death of this universe b) nothing at all? x.com/homeopathyplus…

Art Brut are playing a show in London. Our first in ages. You should definitely come. It's going to be fucking great. facebook.com/events/2195496…

Time for a New European caption competition. Best suggestion (from Twitter and FB) wins a TNE t-shirt!

Unless we get some true patriotism from Brexiters willing to change their mind for the greater good, the “discharge the mandate” argument just edges a fresh vote, painful as it will be. Campaign for closer EU cooperation in future can then start with a clean slate on day 1.

Great show Dave Gorman in Coventry! Not to give anything away about the giraffe joke folks...but remember it’s spelt girafe in French!

Hooray! New Art Brut Album! You can buy it/stream it here! Feels great to say that after so long! alcopop.lnk.to/ArtBrut-LP (link also in bio) instagram.com/p/BqhP9ftg01k/…

May's Brexit is over. It's done. Parliament must now take control politics.co.uk/blogs/2018/12/…

After that, bets are off. They'd have cunted it so vigorously that they'd lose the right to enact.

They've shown precisely no ability to manage this process in an adult way. They've shown no understanding of the systems they're discussing. They've shown no ability to consider the interests of the country over their own spaffed-out ideological wet dreams. Enough is enough.

Remember when the EU could "go-whistle" for its divorce bill? Or when there wasn't going to be a transition? Or when a trade deal would be ready a "nanosecond" after leaving? politics.co.uk/comment-analys…

Just got round to having a proper listen to this. Basically it's ace! Great vocals, band sounding on top form too! x.com/winter_mountai…

Me and the band are in the road in the UK in November. Get your tickets here bit.ly/WMLiveTix

32/ So, I hear you ask, where's the good news? Easy. If UK wants to extend A50, or revoke it, just say magic word. Even at last minute.

We don't have to quit EU, if we don't want to - important statement by Lord Kerr, author of Article 50. He says we can revoke Article 50 notification up to last minute.

I promised my daughter a pony for her birthday. You should’ve seen the look on her face when she unwrapped the the twenty pound note and the fiver.

By me for The Herald: I am not coming round to Brexit. I am not making my peace with it heraldscotland.com/opinion/156874…

Well um happy Valentine's Day everyone *leaves Twitter* theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2…

N.Ireland isn't being 'annexed' - Brexit chickens are coming home to roost politics.co.uk/comment-analys…