My daughter just ran to her bedroom, and shut the door in my face. Shes 13 months old…

I made one of these…my 12 month old made the other. Any guesses?

RIP the #gundy era. youtube.com/watch?v=zQ3oXk… Don’t cry for him, he’ll be ok…he’s a MAN!

Hey ⁦Boston University School of Law⁩, consider this image and my release to use it for fundraising my contribution for the next 5 years. You’re welcome.

Went to the house will all the good candy, and they’re reached under the table and got apple sauce and teddy grams for my 15 month old instead. So angry

Leading Report Completely misleading the American people and it’s irresponsible. Lawmakers — including folks on the House side — are trying to shoehorn a massive change to federal hemp law into a government funding bill that has nothing to do with reopening the government. It is a shady

NFL fans witnessing the start of another Patriots dynasty

OMG!!! Did anybody else see Legatron 🦿Dillon Curtis kill a band member from Baylor, 20 yds behind the end zone after his blocked PAT? 🤣🤣🤣

CFPB proposes: • Kill disparate impact under ECOA • Gut the discouragement rule • Ban race/sex-based SPCPs for profit lenders Biggest Reg B rollback ever. Comments due Dec 15. federalregister.gov/d/2025-19864 #FairLending #ECOA #MBA

Just making sure ⁦Thompson Reuters⁩ ⁦Thomson Reuters Westlaw⁩ ⁦Casetext, Part of Thomson Reuters⁩ are fully aware of my level of enjoyment. #StopKillingCoolTech #YouBastards

Is a new pair of headphones on your Black Friday shopping list!? Repost to win a pair of Sony WH-1000XM6 noise canceling headphones: bit.ly/4ptAMJm

FYI to BJ's Restaurant & Brewhouse I’m not angry, but you say “never lose a guest….” NOT having Fox to watch #MichiganvOsu #thegame probably means this is my first AND last time stopping in to watch sports. Not worth the risk!

Hey Lane Kiffin…just so you know, my phone has been autocorrecting your name to Lame Kitten since the #tarmac days. Not only have I not corrected it, but everyone in my circle knows exactly who I mean.

Today FIFA did something moody has ever done before…kept #DJT on point and on schedule when speaking live.

Nice work by Seth Magaziner in yesterday’s hearing.

*Patriots player literally exists* Referees:

Today I enter I new phase of fatherhood…drunkenly assembling children’s toys delivered by “Santa.”

Can anyone enter the College football transfer portal. Like do I have to be a college athlete or can I just sign up for it and hope some random school is looking for the worst linebacker they’ve ever seen.

Is davidpastrnak wearing goalie skates or something? They look like they’ve got shells on from here

TIL two things: 1) my wife doesn’t understand this signal while screaming on the phone with her sister; and 2) she really didn’t appreciate it when I explained.