i be think say na village people dey do me i reach village now, nobody know me

"Pika mayai mbili alafu uweke nyanya saba"

I cannot emphasize enough how important it is to lie to your coworkers

this week, i've only budgeted one laugh which is likely to be used on Friday.

Fally Ipupa has millions of fans who don't even know what Spotify is, you'll never understand. That's why some of you think "The Weekend" is bigger than Michael Jackson.

This team is a social experiment to build mental resilience.

Back then dads had 4-5 kids. Nowadays kids have 4-5 dads. Climate change is crazy.

Guys who say SHA doesn't work are not very sincere. Recently, my folk accrued a bill of KES 500K. SHA came through-they made my brothers and sisters contribute money, something they never did before. Hapa nje watu huficha pesa!

they in them warehouses with WHIPS & CHAINS

"Skuma ya ten, kitungu moja na hiyo hoho ya red"

Boos: the starting salary is $4000, later $7000 Me: I will start later then Boss:

I didn’t even know we could use “btw” like this😭

Wengi huprefer kulala na yeye

With what height???👀👀👀

Madem wanono hawalipiwi fees

ur non chalant boyfriend was begging man city yesterday