I'm not built to work, I'm built to wander aimlessly through a scholastic book fair.

Become possessed by an ancient demon for a little while. You've earned a break.

15 years. Why am I still here? #MyXAnniversary

i’m on antidepressants. if you respond with “sure” to my text, i’m def going to think you hate me.

NYC, that was a nothingburger of an earthquake. Chill. --a former Californian

I genuinely hate this timeline.

The Supreme Court:

“Can I pick your brain” yes please lobotomize me

Worst thing about wireless earbuds is you spend a lot on them and lose one and you're f***ked. RIP to the best earbuds I ever had, my OnePlus_USA Buds Pro 2 apparently. May 2024-Sept2024 🪦😭

Republicans who voted against FEMA funding who are now claiming that FEMA isn’t doing enough A thread

"the california bar exam is not a particularly hard test" oh yes famously so

24 years ago, Britney Spears released her 'Joy Of Pepsi' commercial for the Super Bowl