Victory at my return match at the AWF and now? Now I’m going for the Prestige championship against Keith Williams! Suck it, aGw! Look at the star you could have had. Ascension Wrestling @AGW_Wrestling

xhf09.proboards.com/thread/19065/s… The Saga of the Good Lewd Guide begins now!

You know of a good wrestling company looking for well...a drug addled sex offender is what they want me to say. I say that I am just a partier.

You know that I have a contract with GUNS? Ok, it's more like a spit handshake. Must be why I haven't seen a booking or a paycheck in a long time. Alms for the poor? I have drug supplies and porn to buy.

Who's leg ya gotta hump to stroke someone off or flick someone's bean?

Okay. Here's the deal. I'm poor. Give me say ten bucks and I'll fingerbang you. Give me twenty bucks and you can fingerbang me.

No fed heads online right now? No one who wants to hire little old me? I give sucky, sucky, fucky, fucky for long time if you hire me1

You people suck. Suck I say. I follow how many feds and no one wants me? Let me just slap this dick on the table and make you all regret looking over me. I could fuck your talent...up.

Since no one will hire me, I will be outsite of the Walmart at Champaign, Illinois. You'll see me with the cardboard sign that sas HandyJ's for $10 and FingerBangs for $5. I know what clients I will probably get. I'll be heavy with ten dollar bills before the night is out.

Still looking for a job. A wrestling job preferably.

I just entered to win an to have my mortgage or rent paid in 2023! #chambana #mix94.5 ul.ink/195XT-EDD9R2_t

I just entered to win an to have my mortgage or rent paid in 2023! #chambana #mix94.5 ul.ink/195XT-EDVYD0_t

I just entered to win an to have my mortgage or rent paid in 2023! #chambana #mix94.5 ul.ink/195XT-EDXC3R_t

I just entered to win an to have my mortgage or rent paid in 2023! #chambana #mix94.5 ul.ink/195XT-EEJ5GP_t

I just entered to win an to have my mortgage or rent paid in 2023! #chambana #mix94.5 ul.ink/195XT-EEXTR2_t

I just entered to win an to have my mortgage or rent paid in 2023! #chambana #mix94.5 ul.ink/195XT-EFZZ4T_t

Oh woe is me. I am a pro wrestler and yet I have nobody wanting to hire me. So what I sometimes slip out of a pinfall by sticking my finger in someone's asshole? All good clean fun...until I find someone who doesn't wipe well.

Another cold day in Illinois. Why don't you let me in so I can warm up? I'm outside of the Walmart in Watseka, Illinois with a cardboard sign that reads "$10 for handyjs and $5 for fingerbangs".

Met my 1st legit psycho in wrestling. I'm still banged up but I'll be ok. Jealously is a stinky perfume and Zolo reeks of it, so @JROK_Puro I want her in a sanctioned match after Phantom of Guilt. Book it so she can see what I'm like when not fatigued! xhf09.proboards.com/thread/27300/b…