I woke up naked from the waist down and still drunk #eurovision

Oh lads, if you ever feel inadequate™️ in your writing, know that you haven't written a 1960s Italian restaurant into your 1920s novel, complete with shitty chianati bottles with candles in on red checkercloth tables - and then six pages later talk about prohibition

Bisexuals are normal until a tall beefy threatening woman or a guy with long hair walks in

The telegraph has created a calculator that lets people calculate how much disabled people who can't work are "Costing" them. This is deliberately inciting hatred against disabled people. I urge you all to report this to IPSO if you can ipso.co.uk/complain/compl…

We're so back

Oh, Glasgow I love you.

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If anyone tries to tell me historical art is boring I’m gonna show them this Nazca rat pot from 200-600AD

RIP

In 1969, BBC News spoke to Mr Glynne Wood - who had a pigeon living on his head.

threw my phone in the toilet a bit, so now I have a new phone and I'm not going to install any social media apps on it. I'm not 'not using social media any more' but I've told myself that either I'll want to use it enough that I'll open it in a browser - or I won't

this is a great bit of writing on relationships and politics, but aside from that, this first sentence captures something ive increasingly felt is pretty much core to how i evaluate… everything