So excited for the new line of queer m&ms now that tucker carlson is gone

I can just tell by a quick glance at you if you were one of those losers that cried when 1 direction broke up

Who’s the nuggets and are they embarrassed their name is nuggets

We went too far with the feminist movement if straight men are OK with being this emotional on the internet

Need tucker carlson to do a segment on Trader Joe’s selling strawberry flavored grapes

When you almost chip your tooth during a 3way 🪥🦷 #closecall

Wait if ur a guy and love dessert I feel like that’s gay

She had her opportunity and ran with it yesss mama now that’s a walk

Why was it so embarrassing to buy cafeteria lunch as a girl in high school

Felt a crisp breeze in the air with a pumpkin flavored drink in my hand and sweater weather in my airpods then accidentally moaned out loud

Me on my period

Baby I’m all about equal rights until we go out to dinner bc I’m not paying for shit

Omgg someone must have hacked my Spotify I swear I haven’t been listening to central cee for two hours straight

The grinch is such a good name for him

The whole plot of Fresh in one tweet

When me and my friends weren’t invited to a party in hs we’d call the cops on it. It’s a pretty incredible idea really

If you sneeze more than 3 times in front of me I’m sorry but please get out of my face before I scream

Me at 24: I’d never get Botox until I’m at least 30 Met at 25:

Opening a soda bottle must feel good for the soda

70 degree Friday in March my nipples are hard