When is a door not a door?

Door's can't be jars!

But it's closed!

A door is not a door when it's actually a hatch and I spent three hours arranging the room on a 90° angle

No one said it was a riddle! And no one said I didn't have enough free time on my hands. Which I don't.

Alright I've got another one! Why can't a bicycle stand on its own?

Because bikes don't have legs.

Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because it's the scenter :^)

I'm an absolute riot.

Is that book smack talking me.

Or is she just ashamed of her own telling creations. Hmmmm~

Goodness me, abomination? That's quite harsh isn't it.

WHAT YEAR IS I- oh.

Pretty spot on if I do say so myself! Everything looks the same, just 7cm lower. Good enough!

Good grief

Ever get that feeling you're dreaming, except that you're awake at the same time.

@AterDivus Did you get my card dear?

If you didn't get any chocolates this year, or even if you think you didn't get enough; I have plenty spare.