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Deborah Greenhouse

@greenhousemd

pediatrician, mom, loves hiking, gardening, and advocating for kids everywhere.
Tweets are my own, not medical advice. she/her

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calendar_today12-09-2009 14:03:31

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If my patient has asthma issues, the decisions should be between me and the family.
If my patient has seizure issues, the decisions should be between me and the family.
If my patient has gender issues, the decisions should be between me and the family.
It's that simple.

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OK, I will no longer say that there is no positive aspect of electronic medical records.
Integrating voter registration into EPIC- that's a winner!

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OK, I've just gotta say it.
These Yale students are protesting Israeli occupation and discrimination in Gaza by...
occupying and discriminating at Yale.
Because that makes sense...

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New use for a biometric (fingerprint) gun safe.
4 year well visit:
Me: Are your firearms stored safely?
Mom: Yes. They're in a fingerprint safe with the cash.
Me: The cash?
Mom: My vacation money is in the safe and my husband's fingerprint opens it. So it's safe until vacation.

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I don't typically comment on this stuff but....
The Hebrew words are written backwards.
Almost like the person who wrote them doesn't know that Hebrew is written right to left.
Makes you wonder....

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My kid is a medical resident.
Struggling as we all are with the current events on our college campuses.
She has chosen to have an 'end of Passover' seder with friends, both Jewish and non-Jewish, to embrace her Judaism, peace and love.
I couldn't be more proud.

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Tell me that you have absolutely no knowledge of emergency medical care without telling me that you have absolutely no knowledge of emergency medical care.

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If the South Carolina Senate is going to veer from discussing the budget during budget week, here are a few topics to try:
Feeding hungry kids.
Protecting public education.
Protecting Medicaid.
Do we really need to spend more time hating trans youth during budget week?

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We'll say it again: the hyper-fixation on trans youth from conservative lawmakers is dangerous and extremely creepy. ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ

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Can you imagine if a state prohibited doctors from treating your heart attack until just moments before you have a cardiac arrest? No? Well thatโ€™s what Idahoโ€™s abortion law does to women experiencing a severe complication during pregnancy.

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Couldn't let the SC legislative session come to a close without one last push to bully and harm one of the most marginalized and vulnerable groups of youth in South Carolina. Please call your Senator now and ask them to vote NO on H.4264.

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Got a new shipment of Reach Out and Read books today.
Feeling like a kid in a candy store.
Found these two absolute gems in the first box.
And now I can't wait for my first afternoon patients so that I can share them.

Got a new shipment of @reachoutandread books today. Feeling like a kid in a candy store. Found these two absolute gems in the first box. And now I can't wait for my first afternoon patients so that I can share them. #BestJobEver #NewBooks
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My Passover prayer.
I wish you all a peaceful, meaningful Passover.
I pray for world peace.
I pray that children of all faiths never experience war, violence or hunger.
I pray that all students can attend schools and universities without fear.
I pray for a better tomorrow.

My Passover prayer. I wish you all a peaceful, meaningful Passover. I pray for world peace. I pray that children of all faiths never experience war, violence or hunger. I pray that all students can attend schools and universities without fear. I pray for a better tomorrow.
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I have finally learned the secret to a successful spring vegetable garden- benign neglect. Far too much travel in the past 6 weeks. Almost no time to tend the garden.
Outcome: Best looking spring vegetable garden in years!

I have finally learned the secret to a successful spring vegetable garden- benign neglect. Far too much travel in the past 6 weeks. Almost no time to tend the garden. Outcome: Best looking spring vegetable garden in years!
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That moment when you walk in the exam room and your little patient has set up his friends together to read the last Reach Out and Read book that you gave him.
I have the best job on the planet.
(with permission)

That moment when you walk in the exam room and your little patient has set up his friends together to read the last @reachoutandread book that you gave him. I have the best job on the planet. (with permission)
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I don't wear designer clothes.
I do schedule a brief visit for a teen with a complaint of a stomachache.
When that teen turns out to be seriously depressed with suicidal thoughts, that visit is no longer brief.
Do you get it now?

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ADHD follow up visit with a 10 year old who just started meds. Also wears glasses for very poor vision.
Me: Tell me what you noticed when you started the meds.
10: It was almost like when I put my first pair of glasses on. Everything was clear. It was awesome.
(with permission)

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