Put Pickford in jail. Seriously. He’d love it. Tell him it’s Centre Parcs. Tunes blerrrrin. Vest on. Living it up with the boys. Few weights. Game of footy. Jam roly poly. MCing in the yard. Straighteners with juiced up Geordies. He’d be in his element. HMP Garth would suit him.

"You're just a shit Andy Carroll" sing the Forest fans. I mean, we all know what happens next, don't we?

Nice of Everton to give 3 out the 4 points they got back to the Premier League today. Spirit of the blues and all that.

Dave Holmes

Hang on, so after the drop ball “controversy”, you’re telling me Kelleher hoofed the ball to Notts Forest and it didn’t immediately lead to the goal? That’s not what Twitter is telling me. I am shook.

So funny....

Retweet, follow and make sure you take a look at the rest of Laura’s work. I’m buying a lot when I sort this house out, as it really is incredible. Images that open your mind into what we love and cherish so much…perfectly captured. #EFC

JUST SEEN JOHN HENDRY TAKING HIS CHABBY ALONSO PENCIL CASE BACK TO ARGOS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Absolute legends

If Everton was a fish supper

Morning Boos. You have a day to learn the new David Moyes song. It may confuse you, as this 22 year old angry Rhyl Rocker mentions the champions league, and winning the league 🤣🤣🤣👀👀 Could be a Eurovision entry, but the blues don’t do Europe either ! Nil Win Nil Points

Me reading Arsenal Twitter

Leipzig: we want €75m + €5m add-ons and a sell on clause. Newcastle: we'll give you €75m + €5m add-ons Leipzig: no Newcastle:

Why are those six fingered mongs booing MacAllister for getting cleaned out 😂

eToro 90+10' Goal. [1-2] #EVELIV

“Built this city” but it belongs to Virgil Van Dijk