Ladies shouldn’t complain about men wearing flip-flops and their “gross” feet. Some of you have ugly hobbit-feet, too. #mbta

"We are being denied the basic liberty to pretend we did not receive an email on off-hours." Hear, hear! theatlanticwire.com/technology/201…

The only one that thinks your baby is cute during rush hour is you. Move your stroller and let people off the train. #MBTA

College girls, working summer jobs, living in the city, not a care in the world. Including the convenience of fellow #mbta passengers.

If two gentlemen could cut in and slow-dance with each of you in the space you’ve left between you, you need to move in tighter. #mbta

When you realize you totally forgot to put on deodorant this morning, you will invariably be on an AC-less #mbta car.

Cabbies: don’t ask me which route I’d like to take to my destination. Don’t pawn off your responsibility. Know your city. #TheKnowledge

My new favorite #mbta operator points out things to visit: “Copley Square, bus connections, you can also visit the Boston Public Library.”

The hottest girls on the #mbta are the ones who don’t constantly have their heads bowed in fealty to their smartphone screens.

Why is it that whenever I am in the back of the trailer car on the Green Line that I feel like on the last car of the #YankeeCannonball?

I would be willing to pay a higher #mbta fare if I was guaranteed one of the single, perpendicular seats on the GreenLine. I love those.

I bet every dentist is really into steampunk and/or BDSM. #offtopic

Being barely eligible for AARP doesn't allow you to usurp an #mbta seat from anyone your junior, without at least saying thank you.

Don't drag luggage up and down the stairs, thumping all the way. Pick up your bags or use the elevator. Stop being lazy. #mbta

How is it possible that Springsteen fans are even more clueless at ParkSt, trying to get to Fenway, than Sox fans? Unbelievable. #mbta

ProTip: the BLine is the least used on Fenway Days. Take it to Kenmore to avoid the C/D crowds, then get on a less packed C/D there. #mbta

In summer, AC in #mbta offices should be inversely tied to the time I must wait in heat & humidity for a non-full D-train. #incentives

The #mbta could run perfect service for 364 days, but if the GreenLine is crippled on RedSox game day…(1/3)

…and families who don’t usually take the #mbta into the city say things like “Imagine putting up with this every day?” or… (2/3)

… “We’re paying for this?” then you will never win the argument in favor of public transportation. #mbta (3/3)