Hades is still being an overdramatic drama queen, but I've managed to give him the slip.

{She chuckled softly and tossed her hair.} And how have you been?

Oh? Does someone need a drink?

We'll put this on the God of the Underworld's tab.

- her sarcasm remark referring to the grimy floors and even grimier patrons.} @NotreDameGuard

/Your/ woman? Don't flatter yourself.

{Raising a skeptical brow, Meg simply shook her head, figuring his ego wouldn't be able to handle rejection.} Whatever you say, tough guy.

{Ugh. /Men/. Yet by exercising great restraint, Meg managed to keep from throttling the man.} I'm not good at following orders, you know.

This would usually be the time when some simpleminded girl with low morals would swoop in and take Sinbad's attention away from me.

Alas, I'm left to fend for myself. What's a girl to do?

Where's the guy with the flaming blue hair when you need him?

What do they expect? One kind word, and I'll be dropping my panties? Oh, men are such simple creatures.

I'm sure you wouldn't, but don't you have a little honey of your own? {She asked, watching @NotreDameGuard over her glass.}

Well, you're not a man, so... ˗ ˏ ˋ ♡ ˎˊ ˗

Sorry, boys. I'm going home with ˗ ˏ ˋ ♡ ˎˊ ˗ tonight.

I'm sure a brothel would suit your fancy. You'll be fine.

Now we have to listen to him quote his entire movie.

I've had waaaaaay too much to drink.

Happy Mother's Day to the woman who raised a fantastic child. Me.