The pregnancy rate will drop for a couple of weeks due to the release of NBA 2K13...

2 Chainz looks like an undecided ghetto painting.

That awkward moment when you hold the door for someone and they use the door next to it.. Like bitch you better back the fuck up..

I hate when girls say "I'm single but my heart is taken" bitch, that nigga don't love you. move on !!!

iPhone Version of Baby MamaDrama ? > ?> ? > (?+??+ no ?) = ? > ? "oh?" > ??> ?? > ?? > ?? > ??? > ??

Forgive? Yes. Forget? No.

I hate when a bitch can't take a compliment: "You're so pretty" "No I'm not, I'm ugly" "WELL SHIT, YOU UGLY THEN, DAMN.....

I blame fairy tales, love stories & happy endings for everyone's high expectations of love & relationships

#100ThingsIHate people who cannot take a joke.

That annoying moment when people only respond to the last part of your text, and leave the first and middle parts unanswered.

#ThingsYouDontSayToMe Don't call my phone asking " Who is this?" .. Bitch you called me, who the hell are you?!

Niggas Be Bragging About Having Side Hoes . . . A Lot Of Y'all Niggas Be Side Niggas .....

The best relationships are when you can be friends and lov.. OH SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!!!

KIM KARDASHIAN'S NUDES LEAKED AGAIN IN MY LAST TWEET

#ToMyFutureSon Say NO to ratchet hoes!

I don't hate you. I just... It's just that... Okay, never mind... I hate you.

Twitter Taught me how to use ">" and "<" better than math did.

Your relationship ended. Not your life.

That awkward moment when you hold the door for someone and they use the door next to it.. Like bitch you better back the fuck up.

Why did Kanye make a song dissing gold-diggers, only to go and date one?