Ruslan is very unhappy about Elvis leaving. Ruslan refuses to play blaseball for next three years.

In Conshohoken, people of all types welcome. Pride is good. Happy Pride from Ruslan.

Very nice of league to give me nice new bat. Will be very good to throw at balls.

Okay, Ruslan put base down. Is good?

Is okay for Ruslan to hold ring or should Ruslan drop also?

Huber, put base down.

Huber did not put base down. Ruslan is glad Ruslan put base down. Do not want to leave Pies.

Why is dark.

Ruslan would like to playing again.

Ruslan playing again. Where is Lang.

What is Anchor. People say he mention Ruslan.

Ruslan watched it happen. Terrible. Terrible terrible terrible terrible terrible.

Goodbye Bright. You and Ruslan were original Pies throwers. Ruslan is sad. Terrible terrible terrible.

Happy Yeksimas. Is Conshohoken holiday. Ruslan spend many Yeksimas putting up cactus and throwing beets at parents. Tried cooking beets before throwing once. Do not recommend.

Many old traditions in Conshohoken. Ruslan enjoys most. Except Burtorkia. Ruslan wishes Ruslan could skip Burtorkia.

Vote for Ruslan and Ruslan will write name on Conshohoken Wall of Nice People.