NEVERMIND I'LL FIND A KING LIKE YOUUU I WISH NOTHING BUT THE BEST FOR YOUUU TOO DON'T FORGET ME I BEGGED I REMEMBER YOU SAID

QUICK SOMEONE BRING ME SOME ALE

NO I COULD NEVER LEAVE MY KING THIS GREATJON IS JUST SAD BECAUSE NOW BOLTON IS HIS BFF

"90% of scalp hairs are growing and 10% are resting." NEED TO WAKE THAT 10% UP MY LORD Stannis Baratheon

"On average, a man spends about five months of his life shaving." I TAKE A YEAR OR MORE MOST LIKELY AND THAT'S IF I ONLY COUNT MY FACE

"Female hair grows more slowly than male hair." Stannis Baratheon THERE YA GO DON'T FEEL DISCOURAGED MY LORD

THESE FUN HAIR FACTS ARE BROUGHT TO YOU BY UMBERLICIOUS PIES BITE INTO ONE TODAY THEY'RE UMBERTASTIC

DANCING QUEEN FEEL THE BEAT FROM THE TAMBOURINE OH YEEEAH YOU CAN DANCE YOU CAN JIVE HAVING THE TIME OF YOUR LIIIIFE OOH OOH

I'M WHAT YOU MAY CALL A MUSICAL UMBER

@Piaf_Canary SING IT IF YA KNOW IT

@Piaf_Canary WHERE THEY PLAY THE RIGHT MUSIC GETTING IN THE SWING YOU COME TO LOOK FOR A KING ANYBODY COULD BE THAT GUY

@Piaf_Canary YOU AND I NEED TO HANG OUT MORE OFTEN LITTLE BIRD CAN I CALL YOU YELLOW PUFF

@Piaf_Canary BUT YOU'RE CUTE LIKE A PUFF ARE YOU BASTARD FROM THE NORTH THEN

@Piaf_Canary YELLOW BELLY THEN OR GOAT PISS I'M FOND OF GOAT PISS FOR ITS HEALING PURPOSES

@Piaf_Canary ALRIGHT GOAT PISS IT IS CAN I POKE YOUR BELLY THOUGH

@Piaf_Canary CAN YOU HOLD YOUR ALE LITTLE ONE I DON'T DRINK I SWALLOW RIVERS OF ALE

#HoldOnSoYouTellinMe BOLTON IS TAKING MY PLACE AS THE PRETTY SIDEKICK WHY HBO GODS

@Piaf_Canary YOU'RE MY PERFECT PET GOAT PISS WE WILL CONQUER EVERY TAVERN IN OUR PATH

THIS GREATJON NEEDS TO GRAB A BITE I'LL BE BACK IF THE GODS ARE GOOD AND KEEP MY BOWELS MOVING QUICKLY