we’ve come so far, now i like him 1-2 days per week

my day is fine thanks for asking

*Grace isn’t babysat anymore, she’s under /tutelage/, but therefore it frees up his time to waste doing nothing except be in dante’s presence.*

Woke up tiny again.. [slings tiny bag over my shoulder, grabs tiny spear] just my luck… [uses tiny zip line from my bed to the floor]

i’m not a lawyer i just went to a year of business school then quit

didn’t know warlocks could do that tbh

*It’s been a few years but Joe finally got brave enough to practice with gracie now and again. It’s what she deserves, after all. After a busy morning, she’s looking almost like she needs a /nap/ but he brings her a sandwich instead. She’s a grownup!*

i love dan i wish he was real

what a beautiful evening… it would be a shame if somebody called me a fat dwarf

All my jokes sucks and I'm gay

dante Dan! Please. Please. Please, Dan, please just, shhhhhh.

It’s officially the weather to wear sunglasses all the time, and therefore sleep in public.