Oh very my

Check out Fr. Trendy. #popefrancisfuneral

The 18% who don’t find the c-bomb offensive reside almost exclusively in Edinburgh and Norn, I bet.

This lady is an angel. If you can, please do.

Champion Twitter from Ste here

capybara making a delicious pizza

The success of Reform in these local elections is yet another reminder that I do not live in the same world as the rest of the general public.

Me: you going to the function? Friend: yeah but you better not be giving esoteric White Russian faction leader who was eventually hunted down in Uzbekistan in 1926 when I get there Me at the function:

Best of luck to everyone through to the final round to be the pope. Just remember to get this far in the competition is a fantastic achievement and whatever the outcome you can hold your head up high and be proud of yourselves. 👍

Calling my parents to pick me up from the conclave because some of the older cardinals are smoking and I am scared

Pictured: Pope Len I

Oh that’s good stuff

FFS. Nothing is appreciated anymore. Only been once - travelled for a gig from Edinburgh with the sole purpose of going to The Leadmill - and it was amazing.

Recorded as a nipper and watched to death

Just round the corner, hair by Les Porter.

Such a shit day to have to pretend that you deleted twitter off your phone

God bless Barra Best.