--will be a strawberry before camp starts.

We'll, he'd be a bitter one. That's for sure. We're in definite need of new counselors. I know I'd be fine with it if they hired some of--

--the girls from Cabin 10.

Its my favorite Cabin, Piper.

Heh. Can't help it. It's one hell of a Cabin.

I'd hope not.. But I probably wouldn't fight back in the first place. #1 rule: Never hit a girl.

It is a good rule. Hitting a girl never turns out well.

If its a girl monster, I say its ok to decapitate her. Although, looks can kill.

That's good, Piper. Monsters definitly aren't considered my favorites.

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Where's the crazy juice? I want some.

Fine.. I'll just take a soda can, Piper. Got any?

Thanks Piper! {Happily nomming on my soda can}

I'll just be someones pet. Who wants to adopt me?

“Grover Underwood: I'll just be someones pet. Who wants to adopt me?” Percy.

Should I let Percy adopt me, or Aphrodite? Aphrodite is much prettier, but.. HELP!

Baa.

Who are you calling a goat? {He glances around, clueless}

Ooh. I guess that makes sense. Heh. Erm.. Lotus flower anyone?

I have Poker Face stuck in my head. I can't even