I’m tired of being tired.

Only turkey I’ll be eating this year is a turkey sandwich on wheat. #merrythanksgiving

Keep it private till it’s permanent.

I’m just trying to have a Caribbean Christmas and stay on the beach for a week. 🏖

Alexa, play “another one bites the dust”

When the grass is cut, the snakes will show.

Happy loves you all! Thanks for everything!

As some of you may have heard, my mom passed away last night. It was extremely unexpected and we were not prepared. The past 24 hours has been unimaginable, and any help at all would be appreciated beyond measure. gofundme.com/f/funeral-expe…

* Me wondering why my back and neck hurts sm * Also me:

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Holy cow

Laughed way too hard at this🤣😂

Everyone’s getting married and having kids, I’m still trying to figure out what kind of shampoo I want to use.🥴

His eyes are cold and restless, and his wounds have almost healed! 🎼