//goddamn it it's that time of year where the porn bots start appearing everywhere again huh 😭

Chuuya when he tries to use his ability to kiss Dazai romantically

//I know it's just a bot but goddamnit I am aggressively happy stimming rn don't touch me 😭

"Just whaddya think you're doing, huh?! Can't just go around grabbin' people like that, asshole." Blue eyes glare at bandaged arms, debating on whether it was worth it or not to cause a scene. He's. Hungover. "...And the fuck d'ya mean by that?"

//LRT: I FUCKING WHEEZED

"That's not how shit works! Doesn't matter that you fuckin' know me, dumbass." The redhead may be complaining, eyes rolling in annoyance, but he's decided against doing anything about it for now. Too much effort when his energy could go elsewhere.

"Maybe I've got things t' do! I actually do my damn job y'know, unlike a certain someone." Azure gaze turns up to stare at Dazai in emphasis, a single brow raised. He was really out in search of caffeine.

Chuuya simply blinks, not expecting the response he received. Really, he should know better by now. Dazai likes to toss expectations out the window. He pauses for a moment before letting out a quiet huff. "...Fine, but you're getting me coffee. C'mon then, Mackerel."

//I'm gonna eat this app if it doesn't stop eating my notifications

The executive can't help the surprised, but pleased look that flickers across his face as he follows the detective. He'd expected at least a little pushback. "What would ya have done if ya didn't?" It's nice to see him like this. Happiness, or at least contentment, suits Dazai.

//I'm out and drinking so I may appear periodically to have drunk Chuuya make an appearance. Yes it's 2pm here. No I do not care. Halloween market with friendos. It hot. Drink cold. Also yummy. Pumpkin mai tai

He... May have gone overboard with the Halloween drinks the past few days. He's alive? Ish? If you count severely hungover and slumped over his desk alive. But hey, his makeup hasn't budged an inch so he'll take the win where he can get it.

"So you'd be risking your new partner's wrath for me, huh? S'pose I should be glad ya have money today because fuck, can't handle that shit today." He rubs at his forehead with gloved fingers, mildly regretting his decisions. It was good fucking wine though...

//hey, so. I do in fact live. Ish. I'm 90% dead on a good day. Got a new job, training schedule has me surviving off limited sleep, but uhh I'm alive. May try to come and be more active once I adjust but I can be easily reached on discord if you want! HartleyFlynnRider is the @

A bucket load of characters with a bucket load of problems