I go to fancy restaurants and ask them for their liquor drink menu

That’ll play

The tall brunette baker at evergreen gave me free pastries and also i think im in love with her

Coffee shop playing music that makes me want to kill myself how do they work with these sad sad songs playing

After several months of indecisiveness on how or if to open with the tall hot blonde at the fitness center, she came up to me. I stuttered several times and called her mommy but overall think it went well

There’s only 9 days until summer

Flirted with a women for hours on end tonight only to have her stand up and have a bionic leg. Legitimately have no idea for next move. She was wonderful but like…. obvious reasons. Date is on Tuesday. I have time. Flabbergasted to say the least

House party demographic breakdown: - 3 couples - woman I currently want to sleep with (and will) -idf soldier 5 months back from deployment - 2 black men I have a bag and im 6 trops in lets see what happens

Going back to my roots* this weekend *getting hammered on my buddies dads boat all day then listening to a band from my high school at one of the trashiest dive bars I’ve been to

Someone woke up for the last time this morning with 10 fingers. Don’t let it be you

Have a 4th date this week. Haven’t gone past 2 with a lady in quite some time. I’m either getting soft or developing a crush. Either way, her toes are gonna be in my mouth by the end of the night

12:10 pm. Trop #3. Boat full of beautiful women whom I will not clout chase with by blasting all over Twitter. I’m him deal with it

Youtube search “2014 week 6 college gameday full ep” enter

I should let yall know I’m at the beach drinking beer

Gruden 2026 bama head coach they are eating the buyout

Sad scene this morning

Kirby Smart walking off after beating Tennessee in OT 👀🤪 #GeorgiaFootball

Thank you QuikTrip for making the new official roadie of the cfb season

Little Monday night island wedding action

Just sent money for a seat on the bus to Athens but have no ticket yet, this should be interesting