How 30 min of pokopia feels after working a full weekend convention with no time for breaks

chappell roan is in the nicu throwing cheese singles on babies’ heads and fartin’ in the incubator holes

Everyone is building apartments and theme parks in Pokemon Pokopia meanwhile in my game I’m like

Dead Like Me (2003–2004) took something as heavy as death and turned it into this weird, darkly funny routine, reapers clocking in, collecting souls, George stuck in a job she never chose, and it got cut right when it was finding its rhythm.

Lestat in literally every teaser / trailer we’ve gotten

seeing waaay too many nasty comments from c!s people about that one expensive packer for my fucking liking 🙃

This is like returning a Kia Forte and the dealership lends you a Lamborghini

God forbid you tell a white chick to not drop bombs on brown children and now they gotta bring up the fact they trans or “leftist” or “need money” or are italian or have daddy trauma or used to work at Starbucks

my favorite part of conversations on antiblackness is black ppl having a very strong grasp on ”haha look, i’m not touching you!” racism and everyone else being like ”but they’re not touching you!”

I was treated like little girl who was a faggot so what now

Ted Turner has been dead for 5 seconds and they immediately release the Nuns Defiling Christ Orgy that has been kept from us for 5 decades. Incredible turnover

Y’all remember how we said pandemics were gonna get more frequent due to climate change? Yeah, we weren’t making that up, just so you know.

yall talking about a second quarantine like they’re not gonna just let us die this time 😭😭😭

jam: most upsetting season yet heavier than the trial. like being stabbed and the knife's still in there getting twisted. wounds aren't necessarily healing they're just getting bigger & bloodier meanwhile months of deliberately misleading rockstat promo:

It's genuinely so disheartening when people are like "I bet you felt so smart typing those big words" and like no?? It actually did not occur to me that you would struggle to read at a high school level