Happy king day Tweets From Gisele

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How it feels to be a white boy listening to Sultans of Swing

Since my neighbors child has taken up aggressively crying throughout the day, I’ve decided to start getting really into my hallway mini hoop to fight fire with fire

Boss just told me I can have off this weekend (they don’t even have anymore of my time and I’m scheduled on another job)

I just wanna step out to Angelucci’s for my coffee beans

Coming up with a new password every 3 months was not part of the job description…

Stawp, you flatter me☺️

Neighbor just asked 🦊 what we are doing to our lawn. I am so fuckng back. Unreal for the ego

I’m unfuckwithable rn

I’ve done a phenomenal job establishing myself as the “Toss apple in the air and catch it while walking back to seat” guy at my office Hold that thought…Kenny Loggins

I wasn’t gonna drink this weekend, but the geriatric Red Panda at the Philadelphia Zoo died today💔

it's me and my back pain against the world

THE POPE HAS BLESSED THE PHILADELPHIA FLYERS 🙏 FLYERS FEVER IS SWEEPING THE WORLD

This should be on pornhub. #Flyers #LetsGoFlyers

I just got Na Na’d and referred to as Poopy. Don’t know that, I’ll be able to recover from this